REALITY BITES:it's britney bitch and other poems (issue #7)

OK QTS AND INTERNET PEOPLE - THIS IS AN EMERGENCY CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS!!!! ISSUE #TBD OF REALITY BITES:BRITNEYS GRAM AND OTHER POEMS IS COMING YOUR WAY BUT I NEED YOUR CREATIVE/INSIGHTFUL HELP!!

I CAN’T NOT WRITE THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS TRULY A WILD TIME IN INSTA HISTORY AND I NEED TO GET Y’ALLS ATTENTION. IF YOU DON’T KNOW, I DON’T REALLY HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN IT, GO LISTEN TO THIS EP OF THE BRITNEY’S GRAM PODCAST TO GET A TASTE (BUT RLY GO LISTEN THE WHOLE FUCKING PODCAST SERIES - IT IS PERFECT AND IMPORTANT). THE QUEEN HERSELF HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT THE PAST ~*~DECADE~*~

PLS SEND UR ART WORDS THOUGHTS DIATRIBES ASAP (~BY LIKE YESTERDAY! OR SEPTEMBER 15TH IF POSSIBLE). 850-ISH WORDS FOR WRITING, FULL COLOR FOR ART! SEND TO REALITYBITESZINE@GMAIL.COM

ALSO, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN REALITY BITES ZINE HISTORY, I HAVE A DOUBLE CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS, PLEASE CONSIDER SUBMITTING TO BOTH IF YOU’RE SO INCLINED!! OR JUST THIS ONE! OR JUST THE OTHER ONE!